Now I involve your aid girls?
I know you might think I'm cocky or whatever, but really I was only just confident. But screw it, now I know I need your help. It's openly some girl thing and I can't figure it out. I've been slapped by 2 different chicks ok? One be 17, the other was 19. But both slapped me good with some hellafied move and they thought it be great by the look on their face. The 17 yr old got me on my cheek by slanting her hip out and wham! her mitt went on that hip and *smack* her other hand slapped my face. I used to reckon i would avoid a girls slap, just by blocking her slap, or plain ducking under it. But the way she did it, i can't. THEN, the college babe, the 19 yr antiquated, SHE USES THE SAME DAMN TRICK! Hip popped out, left hand on her hip, *slap* from the other hand, stinging the hell outta my cheek too! HOW AM I NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE WHEN THEY DO THAT? After the first 1 did it, i would hold ducked, but i couldn't move at all. So when the second one did it, i already figured, screw it, i'll just block that foot. BUT I CAN'T! Why am i stuck like that? I take care to see her hip walk out and watch her hand when she plants it on the hip! But when I look up for a split second, their smiling like they know something i don't and they flip the other mitt out!! So how is this working on me??
Answers:
It wouldn't work if you didn't deserve it.
the real question is why do these women grain the need to slap you?
if you can figure that out then you can quit doing anything it is and avoid being slapped at all
possibly u should stop doing whateva it is your doing to get slapped in the first place
Because you're a dumbass.
Obviously you did something to deserve those slaps so whip it like a man you ***.
The question you should really be asking yourself is, what shaky behavior of yours is causing women to slap you. That's what you need to change.
i agree with angbblue. maybe u shouldnt budge trying to be a badass and picking fights
and its not being cocky; especially since you never win
Wow... silly boy, you are focusing on their hand on their hip instead of that deadly "other hand". It's called distraction Darling.
I'm sorry that they are doing that. It's only just a girl thing.
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