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Over the past month or so I have been experiencing some strange symptoms that don't slightly seem to correlate with each other.
I've have constant nausea that seems to intensify whenever I eat. Also, I've been particularly constipated, and I've been peeing a lot more than usual. I've been extremely gassy as well. Lots of cramps too, even though my period isn't due for a couple weeks. And on top of adjectives that, my ears have been plugged for the past three weeks beside no pain or signs of ear infection or a cold. Just plugged.

Like I said, a lot of it just doesn't appear to correlate, but everything started around the same time. Any ideas about what may be going on?
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Main entity we need to know.

Are you a virgin or not?

If not, it could be pregnancy. =\
Have you been swimming, in a pond or not exactly a clean pool? I'm leaning towards a lake. Those little no see ums contained by lakes can be caused by sewage leaking directly into the tarn causing symptoms like you are describing.
For your ears...try 2 drops of hydrogen peroxide in respectively year. Leave it in till it stops bubbling and that should clean up your ears. The no see ums will go into any orifice including your ears. Hydrogen Peroxide will do them contained by. If I'm right about the lake, talk to your Dr.


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