I went to the salon for a bikini wax and I've got several question about it...

Should the tech ask what "style" you want? (bald eagle, landing strip, triangle)

When she get done there is only ONE patch (a little bigger than a quarter) that be only "baby butt smooth" the rest STILL have hair, over 3/4 of the pubic region looks like what it looks similar to a few days after you shave. She trimmed everything beforehand so it was the appropriate length.

Yes, I realize that it'll be red and possibly have bumps for a bit but near shouldn't be any hair, right? So now what do I do, teeeze the rest rotten? It's a whole lot!

This was supposed to be a "surprise" for my husband and very soon I'm all prickly! What do I do?

And umm, I kinda wanted a uncluttered triangle...once it went riiiip there be no going back because it was smooth on top eagle! Shouldn't she have asked prior to?
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Would this potential genetic disorder that could affect my grandchildren prevent me from individual an egg doner?

Yah! that's not right! I't want to go to a different place and be approaching, "I have a problem, can you wax me!?" You're husband will appreciate the fact you tried, though.

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Too much cervical fluid, what could this be?

um
stir th another salon
next time

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Can you??

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HELP me GirLs?
Is it possible to lose virginity through masturbation??
What is a birth control that won't cause me portly? (Ladies or doctors only)?

.Boobs?

Extremely long time of year?

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